'lil grabbies' = [
	'hands',
	'lil grabbies (not paws) that CAN grab and grip!',
	5
]
'fur' = [
	'armor',
	"Fernando's coat!",
	5
]
"Landlord's Sword" = [
	'hands',
	"Old Cheese Landlord's smelly sword.",
	10
]
'Cup of Coffee' = [
	'potion',
	'A cup of perfectly blended and brewed coffee made by the Witch Rat.',
	"""
		$game_vars{coffee_consumed} = 1;
		dialog('Fernando', qq(Mmm... coffee...), 0); # no redraw
		item_remove('Cup of Coffee');
		status_add('Caffinated');
	"""
]
'hp potion' = [
	'potion',
	'this potion heals Fernando to full health!  great stuff!',
	"""
		$hp = $max_hp; 
		item_remove('hp potion');
	"""
]
'Cool Sword' = [
	'hands',
	'This sword radiates coolness.',
	15
]
'Chainmail Armor' = [
	'armor',
	"""Naturally, rats can wear chainmail.
Read a book or something.""",
	7
]
'Shrubbery' = [
	'key item',
	"Some bush that Rats that say 'Ni!' want."
]
'Frog' = [
	'key item',
	'Frog that probably is good enough to be a familiar.  Maybe.'
]